Too late to constuct complete sentences so I am compiling two lists. The titles are self explanatory.
Im on that:
- Vita-Coco/Power-C all day son!
- The no red meat diet
- Patagonia gear (getting my urban lesbo granola steez on)
- boxing classes (watch my right hook suckas!)
- Qt with my few peoples and my dog Nilla
- Rittz the Rapper. Peep his mixtape: “White Jesus”. On heavy rotation in the Land Cruiser
- Returning all the dumb ish I bought for halloween aka unstimulating the economy
- Not buying sneakers (like I used too at least)
- Cleaning up my Macbook so it’s like day 1 out of the box at the Apple store
- Not buying a new Macbook
- How to make it in America and Boardwalk Empire (HBO son!)
- Fixing my own thermostat
- four wheel drive
- lean and mean.
FOH!!!
- Occupy wall street movement. I would love to join but I got to go to work and despite the Patagonia gear, I’m not much into camping.
- LMFAO costumes for halloween. The first 3 or 4 were cool/funny. After that, you’re just a another dude wearing leopard jeggings.
- LMFAO dudes on halloween asking me to play “Party Rock Anthem” at 10:15. Dude, relax. It’s 10:15. We got all night. Nice jeggings!!!
- Losing all my crates on my Serato and trying to DJ a halloween weekend not knowing where any of my music is.
- Upstate nightclub/bar gimmicks. Phony contests, excessive boasting about sexy and packed crowds = everyone knows you are lying.
- Upstate NY weather
- Upstate residents complaining about upstate ny weather…..on facebook!
- Halloween in general this year. Usually I enjoy it. Maybe I’m getting too old…haha
- Being a meathead. Go bang your head on a wall.
